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me:
I am alone in the house
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me:
which means I can do
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me:
REBELLIOUS THINGS
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me:
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me:
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me:
/uses bathroom with door open
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me:
/sings at the top of lungs
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me:
/eats jam straight our of the jar
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me:
hahahahhahahahahaha
When you were playing tag as a kid
mrsvondrunken:
And you saw the person who’s chasing your friend, you were like:

(Source: def-nitley)
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Parent:
I'm going to be home late tonight
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Normal teenager:
Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
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Me:
Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
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